On the previous episode of dead fanfictions....
Reece, Ricky, and Mentally challenged Trent went to claim their Pokémon.
Reece took a Flygon, Ricky took a suicune, and Trent took a... Magikarp, which he promptly nicknamed "Fishie"
Reece challenged Trent to a battle, thinking of an easy win. Reece's attack did not work due to the Magikarp's wonder guard, his fatal splash attack wounded Flygon masochistically.
Reece: (On the phone) Yes! Get over here right now! I need paramedics right now! My Flygon might bleed to death!
911: Um... Isn't there a Pokémon center in your town?
Reece: No, there isn't; you dill hole! HURRY THE HELL UP, I CAN FEEL MY FLYGON'S PULSE DROPPING
911: I'm sorry sir, you will have to travel to Viridian City
Reece: (Whilst panting and carrying flygon) We have to hurry! If we run through the grass and run away from all Pokémon, we should be there in time!
-A mysterious force stops Reece dead in his tracks-
Reece: Dafuq?!
Youngster Joey: HI! I LIKE SHORTS, THEY'RE COOL AND COMF...
Reece: BACK OFF FOREST GUMP (Continues to run towards viridian city)
Reece: (Panting and sweating profusely, Viridian City is still a good mile away) I might as well see if 911 has anything else to say...
Reece: Hello? Yes, I have tried to run to Viridian City, but I cannot make it in time, do you have anything I could do?
911: Well, you could go to your mother...
Reece: My mother is a stay at home-maid,cook, cleaner, housekeeper. She isn't a doctor!
911: Just do it!
-Reece runs back to Pallet Town, stumbling on his way-
-Running into his mothers house- Reece: MOM MOM
Reece's mother: OH YOU LOOK TIRED, YOU NEED SOME REST.
Reece: NO, I need help immediately. You see, my flygon is.... (Passes out, randomly)
-Flygon slightly nudges Reece on the cheek, he is as fine as ever- Reece: What... Flygon... YOU'RE OK!
Reece's mother: That's what mothers are good for!
Reece: Shut the hell up and make my dinner!
Meanwhile, back at Professor Oak's lab.
Ricky: How did you do it?... The thing splashed around and it almost KILLED a flygon
Trent: Urr... you just just gotta know how to let it splash
Ricky: Screw that, I'm battling you
Trent: TWO BATTLES IN ONE DAY!? YAY
Ricky: Go, Suicune!
Trent: Fishie! SAY HAI
Magikarp: KARP KARP
Ricky: Okay, Suicune; USE CHESTO REST STRATEGY
Trenton: wat r u doing y wud u let ur Pokémon sleep
Ricky: You'll see! It's what all the pro's do! Smogon sucks though!
Trenton: uhh k
Ricky: Suicune! USE SUBSTITUTE
Trenton: u just mad ur Pokémon be a doll
Ricky: NU UH, THIS DOLL CAN TAKE A HIT WHILE I STALL YOU OUT
-100 turns later-
Trenton: ur suicune keps loosin life after u mak it a dol, it shud be ded
Ricky: SUICUNE, USE RECOVER
Trenton: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-