PREVIOUSLY IN, ME, CHEESE, MY FRIEND...OH YEH, AND OUR 'ADVENTURE'
It was a cold october night. I was alone, and scared. My usual late night comedy shows had been cancelled and there was nothing on tv except old war movies and weird shopping programmes. I heard a knock at the door. It was loud, and cut through the silence. I was even more scared at this point, i don't know, the eerie silence was comforting in a way. At this point, i couldn't speak, breathe, think, move. I hardly dared to breathe. It would sound childish to say i wanted to hide, maybe use the word 'safe' but...are we ever safe? UGH thinking, nonsense. It couldn't be helped. I expected to hear the door smash, it was knocking so loud. And it did. Whoever, whatever it was, was inside. I couldn't look, i just hid, but i knew it could see me, i could hear it walking closer. I almost felt like screaming "TAKE THE GAMEBOY ADVANCE, IT'S IN THE MICROWAVE" but i couldn't speak. Another thing my fear had claimed.
Still it continued forwarded. It came close. I could hear it breathing, well, only just over my own heartbeat. It came close to my ear. I could feel its breath on my neck.
It whispered:...
HALLOWEEN MAIL DELIVERY!!
HAHAHA I HOPE YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY PART OF THE STORY...you didn't? *gets a toaster with 2 chainsaws tied to it*..ahem?
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They both ran around like headless chickens and found a tree to hide in. But they were sat on a pidgey nest and so were chased again, and had to run round like headless chickens...again, occasionally running into things. Professor tree eventually gave up and went back to making Pokémon pizza (As to what that is, i'll leave up to your imagination)
Espy: HOUSE RAIDING NEXT!
Shay: We could be charged for so much ya know, heh
Espy: Oh yeh, cos the law involves little fluffy animals, WAILORD I SENTENCE YOU!...yeh, no ¬.¬
And so they entered the house on the right (because for some reason no one ever locks their doors in Pokémon) only to find a girl sitting up, watching late night comedy shows
Guy on TV: hahaha, yeh, the next Pokémon spin off will be Pokémon space invaders...and Ash will be the mother ship
Second Guy on TV: ugh, i tell ya, Pokémon is like snail tennis, you wait years for something good to happen...and it never does
Daisy: HAHAHA...its funny because it's true
Both the girls sneak upstaires, whilst the girl was crying with laughter, to find a slightly strange guy sleeping
Shay: Well, this gives a whole new meaning to 'sleeping beauty'
Espy: Uh, maybe we're in the wrong place, i think this guy is a pyshcopath..
Shay: What makes you say that?
Espy: oh, i dont know...say...THE PIKACHU HEAD ON THE FLOOR
Shay: oh please, that's not real, and still he was probably just a violent child
Espy: Ok...ok...well...why is the wall hanging shreaded?
Shay: Hey, he may just of not liked wall hangings, i mean i agree, they taste about as good as 9 week old cardboard
Espy: fine, but i WILL prove he's a psychopath with a weird tendency to say "Smell ya later"
Shay: How'd you know that?
Espy: He wrote it on the wall...with pasta...
Shay walks over to a big wardrobe and opens it
Espy: Didn't anyone ever tell you not to go through people's things?
Shay: HOLY MOO COW
Espy: What is it?
Shay: L-LOOK L-LOOK
Espy: It can't be that ba...oh my...
Shay: OMC, ITS SLIMY
Espy: But why would anyone keep...it can't be
Shay: Uh, i think it is...
TO BE CONTINUED...well actually im tempted to end it here. Meh, we shall see
Subject: Me, Cheese, My friend...oh yeh, and our 'Adventure' 3 
Sat Aug 07, 2010 4:06 pm
